Jessica Simpson's newest film is only a few short months away from hitting the big screen. How on Earth will I control myself? She plays a Costco hottie (cause there are TONS of them where I go) who only dates the Employee of the Month. So two air heads compete for the chance to get into her pants. SO intriguing!
In other news:

• Why does IMDB have her linked to Dallas when the part went to Miss Cassidy?


• Is she really dating Zach Braff?