Colin Farrell got his bottom checked out while playing around with a movie prop. Ok so maybe she MIGHT have been POSSIBLY looking at the gun. But it’s funnier if we all pretend it’s the butt.

My new cyber friend, Judy over at CBS told me about this cute game that you can play on their site. You can take parts from each of Suri’s parents and creat what she might look like. It’s sad that this has become a complete joke - BUT YOU KNOW I PLAYED IT!

Click here to play.

Can you believe this? Kristin Cavalleri pulled a freaking JLH. Did she tip off the photographers that she would be at that newstand too? This has Jennifer’s smell ALL OVER IT!

1. Ashlee Simpson is the new face for Sketchers.
2. Naomi Watts doesn’t look pregnant.
3. Jamie-Lynn and Jay Leno?
4. Is that Kirsten Dunst or a homeless person?
5. Ashley Olsen does it up for Nylon.
6. I think Marissa Miller just turned me into a lesbian.
7. Watch Jessica Simpson’s new video.
8. What’s red, white and hot all over?

Which album cover do you like better? Nicole Richie’s or Paris Hilton’s?

Mom, if you are reading this. I need you to get me the Paris Hilton blow up doll. I love the tag line:

I’m a filthy-rich bitch…and I mean filthy!

HAHAHHAHH
It’s $25.95 here. They even have goat blow up dolls… ILLLLL

For $2 bucks, why not?! People who have strange names like VERA would never be able to get this deal. But if you are a Michelle or a Sarah, you can head on over to Yahoo and get ‘A Public Affair‘ personalized. She will say your name (if it’s on her list that is).

Click here to check it out.