Katie Holmes Is Long Gone… Let’s Save Sienna

Sienna Miller needs an intervention! She keeps going back to Jude Law no matter what he does to her. I used to do this… in HIGH SCHOOL. Now, as a woman, I have more respect for myself. What happened to James Franco? He is such a hottie. Someone needs to start WWW.FREE-SIENNA.COM to help jump start the movement.
Maybe Jude joined the Cruise Cult? It seems that he is using Tom’s black magic on Sienna. What OTHER reason could it be?
The couple was spotted in Toronto holding hands…. sigh.