"Here is my theory in debunking photographs in magazines. You know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys are putting us on or not.'"
-- George Clooney on how he will fool the paparazzi

"If you're violating your standards faster than you can lower them, time to go away," he said. "Well, if (rehab) was good enough for him, I'll go," Williams said. "I just think it was kind of like, well, he's in, let's go now."
-- Robin Williams on how Mel Gibson inspired him to enter rehab

That's the second time in a year I've been caught with one unused spliff in the car. I had no drink or drugs in my body. I haven't got a problem with drugs."
-- George Michael on how he doesn't have a drug problem