"My hair was, like, to my waist...I was a Texas girl," Jess began. "It was, like, long hair that was only processed with Aqua Net and highlights. And somebody bleached it, and then they had to cut it because everything broke off!"
Nick's ex continued her travail as if it were the most devastating thing that had ever occurred in her 26-year-old existence (perhaps it was?): "And then, all of a sudden, my record label completely freaked out and called. They were like, 'Who does extensions? This guy named Ken. He does J.Lo. You're going to him tonight.' " (source)