Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive got dressed up and played the dominatrix in a photo shoot with Dita Von Teese. Scarlett Johansson looks amazing and I am sure our friend Otis is right clicking on all these pictures as we speak. I don't know if I ever told this story on my blog... but... I was asked to become a dominatrix. It was so random. I was giving a ride to a friend's friend (isn't that always how it happens?). Her cell phone rang and she answered it. The conversation was VERY strange. I didn't ask questions because it wasn't my business. But then she felt the need to explain herself telling me she was a dominatrix and that was one of her clients finalizing the specifics for his session. She went on and on about a cabin in Westchester and what great money it is BLAH BLAH BLAH. THEN - she asks me if I would ever be interested in doing it. I almost got into a car accident. I said, "I don't think my husband would approve." AND SHE SAID, "Mine didn't at first but now he sits in on some of the session." Again, I almost got into a car accident. I dropped her off at Grand Central and took my car to a car wash afterwards. Ok, I didn't take it to a car wash but I should have. DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY!
Click to enlarge the thumbnails below to see the super sexy shots of Scarlett and Dita.

JJB