Andy Dick Is Not Gay

“I’m not even gay! Last year, it was anal warts, which I don’t have. This year, it’s AIDS and gay. Which I don’t have and I’m not. No and no. Just because I’ve been with guys, and I’m bi(sexual), doesn’t mean I’m gay.” They really love to jump down my throat and rake me across the coals. Just love it. People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. It really seems that way now. It all boils down to jealousy. People are upset that they can’t do what I do. They hold back. They see me not holding back.”