Playboy Bunnies Rejoice As Hugh Hefner Isn't Into Sex Anymore

OCT 11, 2006 AT 09:52 AM

Hugh Hefner no longer can keep up with his 5,000 girlfriends and their fake needs for his affections. He now just likes to sit down and play a little dominos with the gals. He had a good run. 60 years of partying would tire anyone out! I am sure his girlfriends are crying for joy that they don't have to tag that bag of bones on a nightly basis anymore. Now they will have more time to dedicate to their therapy session to help them erase the bad memories they created. Then again, a huge shopping spree cures anything doesn't it?

"I'm bored of the hanky-panky. I'm still active, but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends," he tells the London Sun. (source)


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