Playboy Bunnies Rejoice As Hugh Hefner Isn't Into Sex Anymore

Hugh Hefner no longer can keep up with his 5,000 girlfriends and their fake needs for his affections. He now just likes to sit down and play a little dominos with the gals. He had a good run. 60 years of partying would tire anyone out! I am sure his girlfriends are crying for joy that they don't have to tag that bag of bones on a nightly basis anymore. Now they will have more time to dedicate to their therapy session to help them erase the bad memories they created. Then again, a huge shopping spree cures anything doesn't it?

"I'm bored of the hanky-panky. I'm still active, but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends," he tells the London Sun. (source)