Wow! Am I crazy? Or does Ashlee Simpson look... plastic in these shots? The hair extensions, the NJ, the botox, the lip injections... it's all just too much.

And I really can't STAND when people do the sexy pose. You know, the one her sister has made famous throughout the years. The pouty lipped, head tilted down, side view pose... ARGH. When you try too hard - it just doesn't work. And can someone hand Kevin a freaking burger? His face is caving in on itself. My goodness. Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge more of Ashlee. The last one has Lindsay Lohan in it too just in case you' haven't filled your LL quota for the day.