Just days before his wedding to Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise is having trouble getting into his suit. Tailors had to be rushed into their penthouse suite at the Hassler Hotel to make sure that Tom could button his buttons and zip up his pants. I guess designer Giorgio Armani didn’t take into account all the pasta Tom was going to be eating while in Italy.

The clothes were delivered yesterday to the couple’s £2,500-night-penthouse suite at the Hassler Hotel on the Spanish Steps in Rome.

But within hours Italian news website TGcom quoted insiders saying the actor, 44, was “having trouble getting into his suit as he was slightly overweight”. (source)

Remember how it all started?

• Is that Keira Knightley under that big hat?
• Nicole Richie eating McDonald’s and giving the paparazzi the finger.
• More of Angelina Jolie filming in India.
• Jessica Simpson and yet another HUGE bag.
• Madonna isn’t finished… she wants more… MORE!
• Christina Aguilera does CSI.
• Is Katie Holmes pregnant? And what’s up with the lip injections?
• Jennifer Lopez’s new hair style…. eh.
• Paris Hilton wants to be a Bond girl.

Angelina Jolie was photographed eating at McDonalds during a break from filming on A Mighty Heart. She ended up having a McVeggie burger, fries and a shake. Jared has some more shots so click here to see them.
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Us Weekly just posted this image of a message that Kevin Federline wrote on his shower door to Britney Spears.  The magazine is insisting that the signature on the door matches a poster they have in the office! GHETTO!! Kevin needs to get a freaking life. In case you can’t read dog, the message reads:
Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of ‘beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up. (source)

What a great feeling to leave the kids at home and just go out and eat your food while it is still hot! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went to Indigo in Mumbai together on the 12th. I really like that first picture of them. It shows that they are still really connected.

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Star Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has told her lawyers she is willing to give Kevin Federline $15 million dollars to shut his trap and get on with his life. I guess in the grand scheme of things - $15 millions dollars to Britney is like a few hundred bucks to us normal folk. She’ll make that back on the first night of her next tour.

Reports have again surfaced of a steamy sex tape involving Britney and Kevin, only two days after Britney filed for divorce. The tape could make up to $200 million if it sees the light of day, dwarfing the profits from Paris Hilton’s sex-tape sales. However, many think that K-Fed may be behind the tape’s conveniently timed arrival. He signed and iron-clad pre-nup at Britney’s insistence before they wed, and only stands to receive $300,000 alimony for two years of Britney’s estimated $100 million net worth. K-Fed has tried other slimy moves to get more money, such as filing for sole custody of the kids against Britney’s motion, and flinging accusations that she only used him to father the two children she always wanted to finagle a better settlement.

However, with at least four confirmed sightings of Kevin with other women, including former adult movie star Kendra Jade, Britney is ready to be rid of this two-timing loser, and reportedly told her lawyer that she would pay up to $15 million just to get him to go away! After regaining her killer body, and setting up recording with A-list producers such as Pharrell Williams and Scott Scorch she’s ready to get her life and career back on track without her now Fed-Ex.

For more pictures of Britney with Sean, click here.