Us Weekly just posted this image of a message that Kevin Federline wrote on his shower door to Britney Spears.  The magazine is insisting that the signature on the door matches a poster they have in the office! GHETTO!! Kevin needs to get a freaking life. In case you can't read dog, the message reads:
Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F--k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
--Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up. (source)