Lindsay Lohan Says Al Gore Will Help Her Fix Her Image... WHAT?!!!

Here are exerts from an email Lindsay Lohan wrote to her friends and laywer. BRACE YOURSELF!

• "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."




• "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."




• "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."




• Her hope is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."




• She wants to state her opinion on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."




• "It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."




• It is "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."

She is planning on holding a press conference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you stand it?!