Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went out to celebrate Suri’s one year birthday? How can that be? She was born in April. It’s a bit early to be opening up gifts in January isn’t it? Oh BOY! Where is Chris Klein with a DNA test when you need him?You didn’t think this rumor was going to die down so easily did you?
According to a nearby, terribly observant, good-looking type, the veddy famous newlyweds appeared to be celebrating Suri’s one-year anniversary. ‘Cause they sure were giving her some awfully nice gifties! B-day time already?
Now, that wouldn’t make very much sense, would it, considering Suri-doll was supposedly born on Apr. 18 (although we never saw a birth certificate until 20 days later)? That’d be about four months off, right? ‘Course, I’ve never been terrific with math, but you get the somethin’s-fishy drift, I’m sure.