Suri Cruise Conspiracy Theories Are Resurfacing

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went out to celebrate Suri’s one year birthday? How can that be? She was born in April. It’s a bit early to be opening up gifts in January isn’t it? Oh BOY! Where is Chris Klein with a DNA test when you need him?You didn’t think this rumor was going to die down so easily did you?

According to a nearby, terribly observant, good-looking type, the veddy famous newlyweds appeared to be celebrating Suri’s one-year anniversary. ‘Cause they sure were giving her some awfully nice gifties! B-day time already?
Now, that wouldn’t make very much sense, would it, considering Suri-doll was supposedly born on Apr. 18 (although we never saw a birth certificate until 20 days later)? That’d be about four months off, right? ‘Course, I’ve never been terrific with math, but you get the somethin’s-fishy drift, I’m sure.




  1. Mary says

    Poor kid. Tom is gay. In 1998 he was caught on camera with young boys but the might of the packer industry put that to rest.

  2. Angie says

    Look like Katie but Vanity Fair interview Katie said Suri was born a year latter. Of the day the meet Tom on their first date?

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  4. Anne says

    Get a life dude, why would they buy gifts if they want every one to think she was born in April, not every one is stupid you know. Besides the conspiracy theories say she was born in december make up your mind. If there was a conspiracy it would have been cruise control, without a hitch.

    I really would like to see Suri again.

  5. Richard Avedon says

    Get real, girls.
    1. Tom is gay;
    2. Katie was pregnant when they met in April of 2005; and therefore the daddy is most likely Chris Klein (or Josh Hartnett);
    3. They have a contract: 5 years, 5 million dollars, no sex;
    4. Tom is sterile becaue of an STD he contracted as a teen hustler.

  6. Anonymous says

    Wow – a Prengancy of a year – that’s impressive. If she was pregnant when they met then she must have had the longest pregnancy in medical history!

  7. Too Much says

    I can only wait for the reports that someone obtained her blood and did a DNA test on her. It will be that or we will hear how 15-20 years from now Suri becomes so upset by the rumors that she willingly gets tested pubicly to prove that Tom is her dad. Plus it DOES look like she has some sort of reconstructive surgery on her lip, it may have even been a hairlip. She looks dead on like her dad Tom.

  8. Kilia says

    Suri has NOT had any lip surgery. Her lips are perfect,so for you to say that is absolutely ludicrous.

  9. Kel Bel says

    I cannot believe this crap. Suri looks just like a mixture of both her parents but more so Tom why cant people just move on already..

  10. superficially says

    adults making fun of a child….very low and absolutely pathetic…..get a life losers!!!