Mischa Barton Did Not Break Up With Cisco Adler Over Naked Photo

Mischa Barton is mortified that the world now knows that Cisco Adler's sac hangs down to his knees. But it wasn't enough for her to break up with him. Cisco actually had a sit down with The New York Observer to talk about the picture that was released on ParisExposed.com.
"Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on. Paris' s--- got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there. That's Paris Hilton to you. I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.' " (source)
Yeah, I don't know what is so rock and roll about having the issue that he has. But as long as he is happy with his body... everyone else should leave him alone (I guess). Dlisted has a post with the picture in it. If you want to see it - PLEASE lock the children away and take a deep breath. It is totally NSFW.













LOL Vera! Sweet Mother of God, that is an eye burner. That pic could be used as a celibacy tool.
LMAO, suki! As for the pic ... UGH!
oh my god! oh my god! oh my god!
This damn pic keeps scaring me everytime I come to this page .... ahhh
that is just NASTY!!!!!
Did no one even notice the coc next to him on the table???
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