Viva la Kiefer Sutherland!

• Who cares about Antonella’s nude American Idol pictures when we still have this girl to worry about?
• Kylie Minogue walking in London.
• Are Britney and Kevin getting back together?
• Brad and Angelina aren’t adopting right now.
• Oh boy! Alicia Keys leaving MSG.
• Jessica Simpson filming in NYC.
• Lindsay Lohan is in da house.
• Tabloids apologize to Winslet.

Not many people can pull off the pixie cut. But I think Michelle Williams looks cute. Mind you - I am not talking about her outfit… just the hair.  I am NOT loving the “hat” that Heath Ledger is wearing. But it somehow looks like it suits his style. Ah, who am I kidding…

We all know the way of the world gets swayed a bit when bad things are done by celebrities. Paris Hilton MIGHT face up to 90 days worth of jail time for driving (or I should say speeding) with a suspended license. Do you think she will ever get to wear that orange suit? I smell community service…

TMZ has confirmed that Paris Hilton violated the terms of her probation last night when she was pulled over for driving on a suspended license, and could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.  Deputies tell TMZ Paris was speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. She was pulled over and deputies discovered she was driving with a suspended license. According to Mintz, “If that was the case, she was not aware of it.” (source)

Click on the thumbnail below and let me know whether or not you think Nicole Richie is wearing an engagement ring. There is an Internet rumor swirling around that Joel Madden proposed to her. It doesn’t LOOK like an engagement ring. BUT it is on the correct finger…

“In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first.”

– Charlotte Church’s rep

Which young H’wood celebrity, married to a b***hin’ broad, likes to take humongous dump sessions (think zoolike results) in the common bathroom of the Hollywood high-rise where he offices? Desk Nostril reports the stench is so offensive, people flee when they see him coming.