This Is The Strangest Blind Item I Have Ever Read

Which young H'wood celebrity, married to a b***hin' broad, likes to take humongous dump sessions (think zoolike results) in the common bathroom of the Hollywood high-rise where he offices? Desk Nostril reports the stench is so offensive, people flee when they see him coming.


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<a href="http://www.barbiemartini.com">diane</a> (not verified)diane (not verified) said:

i have NO IDEA who but that has to be the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!! hahahahaha

Other Karen (not verified)Other Karen (not verified) said:

Someone who eats a helluva lot of fruit and fiber.

Bunny (not verified)Bunny (not verified) said:

Eewww, lol. Could it be Ashton Kutcher? Young and married to a b*&amp;$#n broad, hmmm.

BGee (not verified)BGee (not verified) said:

Hmmm . . . Ashton Kutcher??

Anon (not verified)Anon (not verified) said:

David Arquette?

Kim (not verified)Kim (not verified) said:

how about David Beckam ??

Bunny (not verified)Bunny (not verified) said:

Quote:
Kim said:
how about David Beckam ??

March 1st, 2007 @ 10:58 am

LOL, blasphemy!!!:P

Tanya (not verified)Tanya (not verified) said:

Anytime "zoolike results" are mentioned, Ashton Kutcher sounds like a fitting candidate.

acook (not verified)acook (not verified) said:

Donald Trump??

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/_liza">perfect.enemy</a> (not verified)perfect.enemy (not verified) said:

Donald Trump? Maybe

kc_christine (not verified)kc_christine (not verified) said:

Ben Affleck....

Karen (not verified)Karen (not verified) said:

Ben Affleck

audrey (not verified)audrey (not verified) said:

And his is the only poop that smells? Obviously a slow gossip day, and they had to fill their space somehow, but this is idiotic.

Leona (not verified)Leona (not verified) said:

BRAD PITT.

acook (not verified)acook (not verified) said:

Brad Pitt isnt married

darkstar (not verified)darkstar (not verified) said:

' Desk Nostril reports the stench is so offensive, people flee when they see him coming.' Ha ha ha ha ha.

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