I literally cannot make this up if I tried. Mark “Hollywood” Hatten has come forward to claim Dannielynn as their own. But this guy makes it very entertaining. He wrote two letters to Extra TV and included songs, drawings, kiss marks and poems. He colored sections, wrote things like “Love Yew Anna” and is insinuating that there is a sex tape that features him and Anna Nicole Smith getting hot and heavy. Is it lost? Or is it stolen? Da Da DUUUUUMMMMM

Click here to check out the madness. If you do anything, check out the letters. He has his URL written all over it, a copy of a letter Virgie wrote him, and more. Did I mention he promotes his band in the middle of it? Yeah, this guy is Fo’ REAL!

Did Kylie Minogue get a little work done on her face? Or is she just really well rested? Hmmmnnn

I don’t know what is worse:

• publishing fake photos of a deceased Anna Nicole Smith
• publishing REAL photos of a deceased Anna Nicole Smith

Sources are saying that The National Enquirer published REAL photos of Anna Nicole Smith while she remained in the refrigerated drawer right before she was embalmed. TERRIBLE!! If you would like to see the photos - click here.

DESPITE the National Enquirer’s claim that the eerie post-mortem images of Anna Nicole Smith it published were “photo re-creations based on eyewitness accounts,” a source close to the magazine says they were the actual photos of the Playboy playmate’s corpse lying in a Florida mortuary. “We didn’t want to get anyone fired,” an Enquirer operative told The Post’s Braden Keil. Someone with access to the refrigerated drawers scored a big payday after pulling out Smith’s pre-embalmed body and unzipping the body bag for an Enquirer photographer to hurriedly snap her bluish face. (source)

Simon Cowell (as usual) lashed his tongue out during an interview. This time he was focused on Taylor Hicks. From the beginning of his journey, Simon has always made it known that he wasn’t very fond of Taylor. This pretty much solidifies that.

“They (Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson) loved him. I couldn’t stand him. I didn’t get it,” Cowell snapped, adding that “at the end of the day you have to find a bona fide recording artist. Just because you win the show doesn’t mean you will sell a lot of records. Chris (Daughtry) is the one who sold the albums, not Taylor.” (source)

ICK! Guess who forgot to clean the wax out of his ear? Is this even for freaking real? How many years did he not put a wet rag to that hole!? Click on the continue reading link below to see. BRACE YOURSELF!

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Jada Pinkett Smith was one of the many celebrities to grace the red carpet for the NAACP Image Awards. I love the front of her dress. But I am not sold on the back (click thumbnail below). Other women who wowed us were:

• Rebecca Gayheart
• Vanessa Williams
• Tyra Banks
• Jada Pinkett Smith - back view
• America Ferrerra

Click on the above thumbnails to see the dresses.

While working on The Simple Life, Nicole Richie had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The visit lasted about 15 minutes long. Her rep says she is doing fine.

“Nicole is home resting and will return to work this evening,” her rep said in a statement. “We are proud of the weight that Nicole is gaining and her focus on her health.” (source)