I literally cannot make this up if I tried. Mark "Hollywood" Hatten has come forward to claim Dannielynn as their own. But this guy makes it very entertaining. He wrote two letters to Extra TV and included songs, drawings, kiss marks and poems. He colored sections, wrote things like "Love Yew Anna" and is insinuating that there is a sex tape that features him and Anna Nicole Smith getting hot and heavy. Is it lost? Or is it stolen? Da Da DUUUUUMMMMM
Click here to check out the madness. If you do anything, check out the letters. He has his URL written all over it, a copy of a letter Virgie wrote him, and more. Did I mention he promotes his band in the middle of it? Yeah, this guy is Fo' REAL!