Sanjaya Named 'Today's Girl of the Day' By Maxim Online

Oh MY GOODNESS! Can you imagine? Maxim.com has named Sanjaya 'Today's Girl of the Day' all thanks to his recent hair evolution!
With his ridiculous hairstyles, we've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
Oh Sanjaya... put this guy out of his misery and vote him off on American Idol already!
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