Sexiest Movie Assassins

Can you guess who the number one sexiest movie assassin is? Here are a few of the luscious ladies who have made the list on Maxim.com.
To find out who took the number one spot - click on the continue reading link below.
12. Lola (Kate Nauta, Transporter 2) The key to being a great assassin is stealth­the ability to remain perfectly inconspicuous until the moment when you strike. But the key to making this list is throwing all of that shit out of the window and strolling through an office building wearing nothing but lingerie and two machine guns. Well played, Lola.
9. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron, Aeon Flux) This is how we like our Theron served: In a tight catsuit, spread eagle, with absolutely no hint of "Oscar winner" anywhere in the vicinity. Aeon Flux is an acrobatic, cold-as - “Vanilla Ice killer who will not only snap your neck between her thighs­she'll have you begging to have your neck snapped between her thighs.
6. Georgia Sykes (Alicia Keys, Smokin' Aces) As the hands-down hottest person trying to get to Buddy "Aces" Israel (apologies to Ryan Reynolds), Alicia proved she can handle a gun and an attitude as well as she handles the piano. Even her lesbian partner-in-crime can't stay focused around her. Anytime Alicia bends over, she's leering harder than David Spade at the Playboy Mansion.
3. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn, X-Men) Yes, she's blue. Yes, she's covered in scales. And, yes, she hates humans. But you're missing the fine print here: She's hot and naked, like, all the time. If you get on her good side, she might even shape-shift into someone else for the ultimate role-playing experience. Just don't ask too many questions when she comes home late at night in the form of an anti-mutant senator whose personal attaché she just killed with her feet.

1. Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
When a woman who looks like Angelina can casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins, you don't call her the world's sexiest assassin, you call her "Mrs. Us." So what if her idea of foreplay involves shooting up the house and kicking the shit out of us? It seems to work for the couples on Cops.



COMMENTS...

Girl Interrupted Girl Interrupted said:

Hell yeah she was the hottest assassin!

Chelsea Chelsea said:

What about Uma?

ELH ELH said:

that film Mr&Mrs Smith absolutely sucked. Ive never seen such bad acting and such a poor story line and script. Just terrible.

Mystique should definitely have one. She kicks a55 in the Xmen movies :-)

Ippy - I have to disagree with you about Lucy Liu. I love love love love love her!!

mkithrt mkithrt said:

#12 was so much better than all the others.

oriana oriana said:

of course angelina!!

Sylvette Sylvette said:

Yeah.. I agree.. angelina..

Justin Justin said:

Its gotta be Devon Aoki... Miho (Sin City)

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