Do you think you have what it takes to be the behind for Brad Pitt in his upcoming film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? How about your husband? Casting calls have been put out because Brad refuses to bare it all and I can totally understand that. Why on EARTH would anyone do that if they didn’t have to? Rumor has it he already filmed the scenes using his own backside but changed his mind and wants them re-shot. The studio is respecting his decision.

Here Brad is with his children playing at a park. Did you miss the shots of him getting some alone time with baby Shiloh?

Why did Britney Spears write (or allow someone to write) the words voodoo and evil on her jeans all around her first name? And what’s up with the Brittney? Even upside down, it will be pretty hard for me to spell my name wrong. I guess the hospital air is getting to me. Sorry about that mix up. Did she write these words? Or was it someone else messing around. Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge each picture.

And I just have to thank the people who kindly corrected this error. I am always amazed when people rudely comment on Internet sites. It’s really sad to see such a display of disrespect.  I guess people feel some sort of power when they are online.

LOVE HER! Kate Winslet was photographed talking to a fellow mom outside of her daughter’s school. Mia is munching on some Hula Hoop chips which I have NEVER seen before. And now that I am pregnant, I am desperate to try them. DAMN those cravings!! To see more pictures of one of my favorite actresses in the business, click on the thumbnails below.

There are only a few more weeks of American Idol. It is coming down to the wire. Who do you think will take home to title? And does it really matter? We all saw what happened to Taylor Hicks. Katharine McPhee seems to be the real winner from last season and she really isn’t doing too much on the radio. Will this year’s winner really make an impact like Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson? To see more pictures of the AI hopefuls, visit Pretty On The Outside.

Last night I couldn’t help but think about the improbability of Paris Hilton actually serving her 30 45 day sentence for violating probation. Every news outlet is already reporting that it is her right to appeal the decision which means the Hilton’s are already working on the paperwork. I can see this getting dropped down to community service before I finish writing up this post.

Her plea to the judge made no difference in her sentence.

“I’m very sorry, and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

Paris’ attorney Howard Weitzman had this to say once he found out his client was going to jail,

“I’m shocked, I’m surprised and really disheartened in the system that I’ve worked in for close to 40 years. The sentence was uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous. I think she’s singled out because of who she is.”

This morning, almost all television reporters are painting the most terrible picture of Paris’ sentenced facility. I already reported that the only meat the jail serves is chicken (which I actually wouldn’t have a problem with). But now I just heard that they serve bologna sandwiches three times a day and only let their inmates take showers with cold water. They are really trying to make us feel sorry for her and I don’t understand why.

What do you think? Will she serve? How long? Or is she just going to slip through the system and pick up trash in her heels for a weekend?

For loads of pictures, visit Flynet.

Va..Va..Holy Knockers! I know Jessica Simpson’s bra has always had its work cut out for itself. But lately, she has been pouring out of her wardrobe. I’ve added a thumbnail below showing her out on the town the other day showing off the girls. Is she rocking one of Paris Hilton’s new bra line that had us all thinking she had a boob job? Or are the rumors true that Jessica got a breast lift? Reps have denied the lift. So my guess is a really great push up.

Anyhow, Jessica was photographed at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Click on the thumbnails below to see more of her outfit.

Imagine this - Kevin Federline, the Queen of England and Larry Birkhead all chatting it up while watching the Kentucky Derby this weekend. OK, so chances are (well, REALLY good chances) that these three won’t even lay eyes on one another. It would be quite a site though wouldn’t it? Kevin is very excited about today’s events. He tells People Magazine,

“I am so excited to attend the Kentucky Derby this year and am honored that the Barnstable Brown Family personally invited me. I’ve wanted to go for the past few years, so I am taking the opportunity and going to enjoy attending the race, going to the black tie gala’s and enjoying the whole experience. It’s such a great tradition, and I’m glad I can be a part of it!”

Did you know that the Queen breeds her own horses and rides them on the weekends? It was actually a life long dream of hers to attend the Derby. Does she bet you ask? Sources say she doesn’t do it directly. One of her staff members sneak down to place her choices for her. I LOVE IT! Earlier this week, she visited Jamestown and got a very warm welcome from the crowd. She called the town a symbol of friendship between the United States and England.

I wonder if Larry is going to bring Dannielynn. I wonder if Britney Spears will show up in her infamous cowboy hat. I wonder if Paris Hilton will make an appearance just to get some last minute face time before she gets out of going to jail. I would love to attend the Kentucky Derby once in my lifetime. Have any of you ever made it? It must be so excited.