PETA Thinks Paris Hilton Is A Chicken Head

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Well, not really. But I wanted to call Paris Hilton a chicken head. So I just went with it. PETA has asked Paris to narrate an upcoming film about animal cruelty. PETA's Dan Mathews tells MSNBC's The Scoop:



"We're asking Paris to narrate our Kentucky Fried Cruelty video showing how chickens are routinely crammed into tiny cages and suffer broken wings and legs. Unlike inmates at the jail in L.A., these animals get no reprieve or medical treatment. We have a good track record at reaching celebrities behind bars. When Martha Stewart was incarcerated we wrote her and got a very friendly reply saying that she'd stopped wearing fur, and when she got sprung she narrated PETA's anti-fur video."


Perhaps this will be the first of many good deeds to come for Paris. She is already in talks with McDonald's to lend her name to The Ronald McDonald's House.




COMMENTS...

Leslie R. Leslie R. said:

~~But I wanted to call Paris Hilton a chicken head. So I just went with it.~~

Vera - that made me laugh out loud!!!!

ln ln said:

why would she narrate for PETA when she clearly is a meat eater.... ??? having fake paris hilton advertise for peta is the last thing that would get me to stop eating chicken...

angel angel said:

good 4 her!

its about time this girl grows up!

Peanut Peanut said:

Ditto Leslie R. ! Thanks for the laugh Vera!!!

Mayfly Mayfly said:

Vera, I just want to step back and say thank you so much for this board. I love it, I love your ethics, your humor, and the effort you put in to it. Thank you!!! (((( hug )))

mel mel said:

Anytime this "person" is out in public is enough torture to endure.

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