George Clooney's Four Month Affair With A Lapdancer

Sarah Talley is claiming she secretly dated George Clooney for over four months after they met in the Vegas bar where she lap dances. Typically, I would laugh off a report like this. But she actually only has kind things to say about him and makes no mention of an unwanted pregnancy. So who knows? George has to get his groove on too you know. Here she talks about when they first met:

"He was sweet and non-offensive. He liked that I was British and we talked about home a lot. He was respectful and didn't even ask for a dance.  I didn't care that he was George Clooney. To me he was just a nice, funny guy - but I could tell he liked me."

When asked why the two split, Sarah said the relationship "just fizzled". It is better to have Clooney'd and lost...