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I'm so annoyed that Paris Hilton is going to walk away from her time in jail a BIGGER celebrity than before she went in. And who is to blame? ME!!!!!!! And every other person that owns a blog or writes for a newspaper / magazine. For weeks, I've limited our exposure to one post a day about the socialite. But even that makes my fingers bleed when I write up the story.
The latest news is that Larry King has scored the first on-air interview with Paris to talk about her tough time in the slammer. I am sure it is going to be mind.
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Larry: How did you survive your stay?
Paris: Like... it was so hard. I read a lot and prayed.
Larry: How has this experience changed you?
Paris: Like... I love children now. I want to do charity work to show how amazing I am.
OH IT JUST MAKES ME ILL! Anyway, the interview will air on Wednesday. And no matter how much smack I write, you know I will be watching it... sigh! TMZ has her newly released statement to show just how awesome and pure she really is:

"I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renown journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show."