In an attempt to defend his recent bizarre behavior on an Australian television show, John Stamos released the following statement. I am all about setting the record straight. But why did he have to bring David Hasselhoff into the mix? I would have gotten the point without the reference. Watch the video if you missed the interview.

"I was not drinking. I did not drink either morning. I do not have an alcohol problem. I am not David Hasselhoff. This is not a pattern. Now I know that Ambien is an eight-hour sleeping pill so if you take it, you better get eight hours sleep. Do not take it at five in the morning. I really do feel bad. I hope Australia will give me a chance to redeem myself. I love Australia. My plan is to retire there, still."