Elle has published the last interview Lindsay Lohan gave before her Memorial Day crash. The first quote is like a big ol' foot in her mouth. Here we go:
On her reputation for drunk driving:

"I wouldn't violate ... I'm much more responsible than that. I would not do that."

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:

"I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends - “ I was with them last night - “ they're in AA for, like, years."

On her sometimes-boyfriend Calum Best:

"I like him. He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic - “ I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We'll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas ... I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, "I caught that!' I was like, "Damn, I look good!'

On her future projects:

"There's this Walter Salles film I really want to do. It's called On the Road. It has the vibe of that movie The Dreamers [... ] I want to work with Walter Salles so bad. I had to audition for him. It was the first audition I've had since Freaky Friday."

On the media firestorm surrounding her:

"I feel like the ****, the idiot, because I feel like I'm distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don't know what to do."

On avoiding fame:

"I hate it, like, when these people say, "Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don't want ... ' Seriously, I like their food! I can't go to a restaurant? I know I'm going to get pictures taken. I'm fine with it. And I'm going to go have their food. People give you **** for it: "Don't go on Robertson!' What, I can't drive down the street?"

On being photographed without underwear:

"It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that's what happened. And I didn't even see the picture. I don't look at that **** - “ that's gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on."

On sleep troubles:

"I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out."

On her career aspirations:

"I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I've done. It's so funny - “ people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old."