Worst Celebrity Tans

Teen AOL is at it again. Why I visited that site this morning is just beyond me. It's like a car accident. You just want to see what's doing. They complied a list of the worst celebrity fake bakes. Our favorites like Ashley Olsen, Jessica Simpson, and Christina Aguilera made the list. Our not so favorites like Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan are on there too.
I wish they would come out with a good fake tanner. I turn out like these ladies no matter what product I use. I've even tried the Mystic tan - no good. Anyone have some great recommendations?
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Bobbi (not verified)Bobbi (not verified) said:

you can find a ton of tips on www.famesters.com in the beauty lounge. There is a topic all about sunless tanners

Ashley (not verified)Ashley (not verified) said:

Sorry Sephora - go to their website

Kerri (not verified)Kerri (not verified) said:

Try St. Tropez. It gives you a darker tan, with out the orange tint. They even offer a self tanner remover, so no tinted palms.

Lili (not verified)Lili (not verified) said:

Paris looks good on pic

ln (not verified)ln (not verified) said:

I tried Mystic Tan and lovedddd it! Expensive though!

AnonymousAnonymous said:

Mystic tan never gives me a good look... especially when your in the sun, you see all the flaws.

My favorite is the Loreal Sublime gradual self tanner. I use it everytime i get out the shower. And the key is mixing it with a lotion from bath and body works or victorias secret- that way its more blanced, not harsh and you dont smell like maple syrup. i have a very nice tan from it.

Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Actually by adding it to a victoria secret lotion or a bath and body work lotion is actually cutting down the chemical bronzers in your self tanner, any mineral oil/most alcohols ( which both of those contain great amount of ) actually break down cosmetic bronzers. <3
AnonymousAnonymous said:

the sun.

Iditos (not verified)Iditos (not verified) said:

Hey ladies... your stupid fake tans are pathetic. Natural and just a little natural sun is more beautiful than anything from a bottle.

Honestly, looking like a baked pig it just freaking gross.

I lose interest in a woman as soon as I notice un-natural skin. Real is in.

Allie Hampton (not verified)Allie Hampton (not verified) said:
You've clearly never seen some of us in the winter. Like, for example, *my* anemic pasty white sad face. It's like all the pigment ran away - to the Bahamas, perhaps. Sigh. I miss tanning beds. It always cracks me up when the Y chromosome says they want us to look more natural - but the first time they do, you can see it in their freaked out eyes, "Put the pretty color back!! PUT IT BACK!" LOL.
AnonymousLALA (not verified)AnonymousLALA (not verified) said:
HA. If you saw me naked when I dont have some tanner on you would go BLIND because my Irish, pasty white flesh requires sunglasses to look at.
tara (not verified)tara (not verified) said:
yeah, well, "iditos" -- you're cute and let us know if you feel the same way after a bout of skin cancer ... talk about stupid lol
misha from philly (not verified)misha from philly (not verified) said:
yeah talk about stupid, u cant even spell idiot right lmao! i love mystic tan bcuz u get no uv ray damage and the color always ends up flawless on me. the downside: its $25 at hollywood tan for 1 application; no discount with membership. sucks. i always go in with a bikini on so i have the bikini tan lines--men are such suckers for that haha and not to mention it looks even more natural, giving off the illusion that youve went to the beach =) good luck ladies! and gents xoxo
Nina (not verified)Nina (not verified) said:

Aveeno makes absolutely the BEST gradual tan lotion ever. It goes on smooth and smells wonderful, and within 1-2 days you have a natural, sun kissed look. Its fantastic...

<a href="http://imnotobsessed.com">veryvera</a> (not verified)veryvera (not verified) said:

im exited!
thanks for all the tips!
:)
V

Derek (not verified)Derek (not verified) said:

Ashley Olsen looks like Claire Danes in that pic.

<a href="http://www.hercho.com">Her</a> (not verified)Her (not verified) said:

Try lancome products... are awsome

Pam (not verified)Pam (not verified) said:

Try getting an airbrush tan. This summer I have become addicted to getting it done at the salon. I too tried mystic tan and felt it looked unnatural and sometimes streaky. With airbrushing, they put just enough on to look natural and no streaks!! I love it!

misha from philly (not verified)misha from philly (not verified) said:
airbrushing huh? ive only seen them do that on tv.. anybody have any idea how much it costs to get airbrushed and how long it lasts?
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/hurleygurlie2388">hurleygurlie2388</a> (not verified)hurleygurlie2388 (not verified) said:

sorry, that was "skin firming bronzing moisturizer"

Thizzle (not verified)Thizzle (not verified) said:

How about you actually be nice to your skin and accept that pale skin is healthy skin and slather on the sunscreen.

Allie Hampton (not verified)Allie Hampton (not verified) said:
That is just not true. ("Pale skin is healthy skin" - BTW, everyone here is talking about self-tanner, not baking whilst covered in Crisco) I have been terribly anemic for years now and scare myself in the mirror. And think of how pale some of us look when we have the flu! Point #2. Or 3. Whatever :-) Going outside for 10-15 minutes a day is the only way to really absorb vitamin D. Palness looks good on Nicole Kidman and Dita Von Teese... and .... ..... uhhh.... i'll surely come up with it eventually!
Kel Bel (not verified)Kel Bel (not verified) said:

Most of them on that list look ridiculous. I like a nice glow not a damn fluro look.

Kel Bel (not verified)Kel Bel (not verified) said:

Oh yeah and as for a little tip on self tanners add a little self tanner to your daily moisturiser, then the colour will gradually build up :) much less harsh looking.

cat (not verified)cat (not verified) said:

i have very pale freckly skin and i only tan after 3 long weeks at the beach, but i am very careful and i use loads of sunscreen, especially on my face.
i´ve never used a self tanner nor mystic tan, but i might give them a try sometime- i prefer a more natural look,..christina, brooke hogan and tara reid look completely orange-

sara (not verified)sara (not verified) said:

ashley looks fine...brooke on the other hand has and will always be fug

misha from philly (not verified)misha from philly (not verified) said:
i think brooke looks hot. everyone is different and has different ideals of whats sexy, but in my opinion, i think the fake tan look is hot. its kinda like the fake boobs. u know its fake, but dang, is it hot!
StormyBliss (not verified)StormyBliss (not verified) said:

Now Brooke Hogan looks trashy but come on, a tan makes everything look better!

StormyBliss (not verified)StormyBliss (not verified) said:

*i Am Proud To Be A Clone Biyatch*
weirdo...

sus (not verified)sus (not verified) said:

i just think that it looks stupid they are all oranges and brook hogan look more and more like a drag quin if that is her and not a man

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