Victoria Beckham Hires Extra Bodyguards

Who can blame her! Victoria Beckham has hired three extra bodyguards after a fan crept past security and reached David's hotel room at the Kind Edward Hotel in Toronto where he was staying. I thought I was so careful!!
This creepy girl was clearly determined to come face-to-face with David. She kept saying his name over and over and acted like she knew him, even though she clearly didn't. It was like something out of a stalker flick. She was using her feminine wiles but everyone was worried about the intense look in her eyes."













Creepy! I had a friend who was a stalker. She had serious mental problems. She was after an NHL hockey player and claimed that she had a psychic connection with him and that he won his hockey games because of her psychic pep talks. Then she claimed that he was in love with her and wanted to marry her. She also had an infatuation with one of the members of Savage Garden. She claimed that he was madly, deeply in love with her and also proposed to her. I stopped being friends with her because she was just so psycho. A few years later, I heard on the news that that Savage Garden member ended up marrying his longtime BOYFRIEND. I laughed so hard.
I need three bodyguards to protect me from the hideousness that is Victoria Beckham.
Good for her! She knows how to keep her family--and her marriage--safe.
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