Angelina Jolie and Maddox want to get in and out of school without getting noticed or bothered (good luck with that!) just like the rest of the class. The director of Lycée Français de New York on East 75th Street has sent out the following letter to all parents asking them to stop talking to the press and asking for autographs.  Wouldn't it be funny if moms were encouraging their children to steal Maddox's art projects and used forks so they can make a killing on eBay? I'm totally kidding...

"I'm sure you are aware the school has received much media attention recently during the arrival and dismissal times because of the presence of celebrities Ms. Angelina Jolie and/or Mr. Brad Pitt," read the document, according to a source who shared it with the Transom over the phone. "I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with their security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families."

The letter went on to explain that the Jolie-Pitt family had agreed to "stagger" the arrival and pickup times of young Maddox, in order to disrupt as few students and parents as possible.

Then it addressed some troublemakers.

"Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition," the source quoted with some glee. "Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family's privacy and discontinue these practices."