Attention Boston singles!! Jessica Simpson is looking for love in bean town. Apparently, men from the area are loyal to their ladies. So I guess that leaves NO chance for me and Mark Wahlberg after all. Perhaps in another life Mark… perhaps in another life.
“I think Boston has cute boys,” Simpson, 27, tells Extra. “I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe.”Specifically, she says, it’s “just their loyalty” that reminds her of Southern gentlemen.
Speaking of Simpson, here are new pictures of Ashlee arriving at the Juicy Couture grand opening in LA.
Ashlee is so much prettier than Jessica.
I agree Jess is not wife material.
I am from Boston originally and let me tell you, Boston guys are not like Southern guys. Not that she actually thought about what she was saying.. although they do like their girls a little thick so maybe she was picking up on that similarity..
instead of trying to find a new man, she should have worked harder on the marriage she had in the first place. what did she say that one time, seeing the notebook made her decide that she needed a divorice!!?? How romanic is her life now??!
Does she even know where Boston is?
Jess is great – I think she is coming to Baghdad soon. I missed her the last time she was here.
Ashlee, NASA called – they want to use your chin as an alternate space shuttle landing site…because that requires a lot of space…and your chin is…well…really big. Why is she at ChinCON 4???