Lindsay Lohan reported to the Lynwood jail on Thursday to serve her minimum 24-hour sentence as part of her plea deal in her two DUI cases – and checked out 84 minutes later.

– People Magazine

Speechless…

UPDATE: Here is her mugshot:

“Like, if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up on twirl him around,” she explained on The View Thursday. “I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies.”

Oh yeah, she added: “And somebody who wants to meet my grandparents immediately … if he has a cute butt, that’s all right.”

– Jessica Simpson on The View

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Either Paris and Britney are still on good terms or Paris just really likes Britney’s music. Here she was seen carrying around a copy of Blackout

Rachel Ray’s husband has a foot fetish and their marriage is doing ok.
How many photographers is Britney going to run over this year?
You’ll never guess who was seen at a Kelly Clarkson concert.
Lindsay Lohan spends over 1 million a year in clothes. Find out how much other celebs spend…
Petra Nemcova looking gorgeous, no surprises there
Lily Allen isn’t happy about Radiohead’s music being downloaded.
Did Angelina Jolie have a miscarriage?
Lance Armstrong’s daughter took Ashley Olsen to show and tell.
Lauren Conrad denies that The Hills is fake.
Jennie Garth lost weight by dancing.
A few more candids of Hilary Duff going to pilates.
Sheryl Crow doesn’t haven’t anything nice to say about Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen being together.

I hope you like Natalie Portman because you are not going to be able to get away from her for the next couple of months! Aside from making the red carpet rounds to promote her movie, Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, she’s also on the cover of Teen Vogue and InStyle Magazine’s December issue.

Oddly enough, I don’t think Instyle chose a very flattering picture to put on their cover. But, I LOVE the rest of the pictures, especially the first shot of her riding a bike!

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J-Lo was reportedly rushed to the hospital after spotting blood in her urine. She was concerned that she could be having a miscarriage. One of her friend talks about the incident and is quoted as saying,

“She was worried that something bad could happen. She’s petrified that something could go wrong with her pregnancy. The hospital visit really shook her up. If she lost the baby, her life would be shattered.”

She is under doctor’s orders to rest and not put exert herself with strenuous activity, which could endanger the baby. And apparently Jennifer’s mother is extremely concerned as well.

“Her mother is constantly on the phone, telling her to calm down. Guadalupe’s very no-nonsense and she’s told Jennifer that she needs to take some time out of the limelight to enjoy her pregnancy and her baby when he or she arrives.”

I hope everything is ok for Jennifer and the baby. Losing that child would be absolutely devastating for her.

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WHAT? Thank goodness the warrant is based out of Japan!! Who knew saving whales would get Hayden Panettiere in so much trouble? A warrant has been issued because Hayden took part in a recent protest and actively “campaigned against the Japanese fishing and dolphin-hunting industry with the animal rights group Sea Shepherd by paddling and crying in the waters two weeks ago, even engaging in a shoving match with fishermen.” She knows all about it and doubts she will face jail time.

“I learned today that I have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan because of what I did for Save the Whales,” Hayden says. Hayden is unsure regarding the consequences of the arrest warrant, surmising a potential jail sentence may be in the cards, “but I doubt it… I guess they could come here and get us, but probably not,” she says.
“I was very excited that people were interested in what we did,” she says. “In this town, you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab.”