Britney Spears To Adopt Two Chinese Girls

The News of the World, a mag to read if you want a good laugh, is reporting that Britney Spears is set to adopt two six year old Chinese girls. Supposedly, Britney is "in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency". It's a joke right? This can't be....real... right?

The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

And while we are talking about Britney, Life and Style Mag is reporting that she is secretly dating Michael Marchand, an actor (?). The pair met earlier this month at Mirabelle.  The mag claims "their chemistry was immediate. He's very turned on by her" and the couple can't stop "texting each other". Aw...

Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming - “ he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars."

She needs someone steady in her life to get her grounded. Hope the latter is true.