No Truth Behind Gwyneth Paltrow / Chris Martin Split

  Gwyneth Paltrow, divorce
 Gwyneth Paltrow's rep has issued a very long statement ensuring the public that his client is still very happily married to Chris Martin despite it being several months since they've been photographed together.  Typically, publicists say "They're fine" or something equally as brief. Are you ready for Steve Huvane's quote?
The rumors "are absolutely not true. They have been completely together and barely separated. Chris was with her in Los Angeles during the shooting of 'Iron Man,' and then with her in the Hamptons during the summer, and in London for September and October. She's been in New York for the past week, but he is joining him soon in a few days. This stems from the fact that both Chris and Gwyneth make a deliberate effort not to be photographed together. She does not take him to any events where there will be press - or if she does, they enter separately. It is their policy not to put their relationship out there for public consumption."
Why does this make me feel that perhaps something is off? Why all the explaining?In other news, I. Just. Want. To. Push. Gwyneth's. Hair. Behind. Her. Ears. It's always so straight right down both sides of her face. I just got my hair chemically straightened (not Japanese, this new thing that is specifically made for people who highlight their hair) and wasn't able to touch it for three days. I couldn't wash it (ick), put it in a pony tail, use a clip or put it behind my ears - NOTHING. So I was Paltrowing it all week long. It literally would give me anxiety at times because I am so used to getting my hair out of the way. :)
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Click on the thumbnails to see more pictures of Gwyneth on the set of Two Lovers.WENN

 14 Comments

AnonymousAnonymous said:

they HAVE split up! you heard it here FIRST!

Passing By (not verified)Passing By (not verified) said:
They have NOT split up! You heard it here FIRST!
Jen (not verified)Jen (not verified) said:

What kind of chemical straightening is it?!! I have highlighted hair and would LOVE to know. :)

audrey (not verified)audrey (not verified) said:

My daughter wants some kind of thermal straightening done to her hair. Does anyone know what that is? She is silly, her hair is basically straight except for a wave or two and she spends hours with the straightner--teenagers!

<a href="http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com">celebpsychic</a> (not verified)celebpsychic (not verified) said:

Chris and Gwen 4ever!

www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com

Miss M (not verified)Miss M (not verified) said:

Vera, make sure you use a shampoo that moisturises your hair now. Straightening can leave hair quite dry.

As for Gwyneth... she really needs a style change.

Ali (not verified)Ali (not verified) said:

Vera, you have amazing will power!! i could never not pull my hair back or anything for 3 days. I would have had a nervous breakdown!

Kate (not verified)Kate (not verified) said:

Only time will tell...AND IT ALWAYS DOES!

pandora (not verified)pandora (not verified) said:

Methinks the Paltrow spokesman doth protest too much!

<a href="http://www.beautygonegreen.com">booyah</a> (not verified)booyah (not verified) said:

Vera, sounds like we all have curly but wanna be straight hair. Could you do a post on the best products? Like ceramic vs gold flat irons, serums, shiners, relaxers, etc?

<a href="http://thetopblogger.com">MariahFan</a> (not verified)MariahFan (not verified) said:

It didn't look like she was too happy.

Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
Well if you listen to the Lyrics of Coldplays last single closely - Violet Hill - I reckon Gwyneth has left him. Shame really. In fact, there are a lot of recent Coldplay songs that indicate troubles - Listen to warning Sign and Talk.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
She was at his concert on Oct 26, 2008 at the izod center and seemed very happy watching her husband sing! i doubt they split up
snogirl (not verified)snogirl (not verified) said:
i think it's OVER... afterall, it was a shotgun wedding (they had to get married with an apple in the oven)...no one seems to recall this...

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