What Happened To Joan Van Ark Of Knots Landing?

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Any Knots Landing fans? Remember Joan Van Ark? Well, this is what she looks like today. Plastic surgery, bad makeup choices, a little of both? I don't understand.



COMMENTS...

Ashy Ashy said:

Well here is the perfect picture of too much plastic surgery! ICK!

Passerby Passerby said:

Damn she is F/ugly...she is vain and did 'nt want to grow old, so she settled to look dead..
any one see What ever happen to Baby Jane

Irishgal Irishgal said:

I loved Knots Landing, watched every episode, it was fab! Joan was so pretty back in the day, looks like bad plastic surgery, and bad makeup.

Hope Hope said:

Too much sun!

me me said:

tmz wrote that she had a chemical peel just before that picture..

Tiziana(Italy) Tiziana(Italy) said:

No words,maybe she lives thinking that everyday is Holloween??Good job,you win girl.......

gibbon gibbon said:

girl needs to fire her makeup artist. hey im avalible. the color of her shimmer eyeliner and brows make her look like a corpse

Banzai Banzai said:

Gee did we really need to have a close up of her mug?

Poor thing.

Elaine Elaine said:

The brows and eyeliner are too thick and the wrong colour for her.I actually like her eye shadow, though, I think it suits her. What could have caused the discolouration around her mouth and chin - it looks greyish blue to me, and that cannot be healthy.

Jan Jan said:

A little lipstick would have helped alot

Saffa Saffa said:

A female Michael Jackson if you ask me! Hideous

diane diane said:

eeeeekkkkk!!!!!

P P said:

It looks like a 3 year old put her makeup on with Crayolas.

GirlGlobal GirlGlobal said:

She looks like a corpse!

Atiya Atiya said:

Damnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Sarah said:

omg she looks so scary !

Hewitt Cellulite Hewitt Cellulite said:

Scary pic!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

mella mella said:

She had a chemical peel.

sara sara said:

she needs to hydrate and put some coconut oil on that! STAT!

Gross!

kris kris said:

OMG! if that is what a chemical peel looks like, COUNT ME OUT. Looks more like she had 3rd degree burns and had surgery to try to correct it. But you can tell that she has had too much plastic surgery too. Her nose is starting to look "Jackson-ish."

booyah booyah said:

I read a CO2 lazer peel. I get chemical peels, due for my third in a month. You do NOT go out for a week. Why she thought she could cover it is beyond me. It looks like she did the lip injections at the same time, prolly had lipo, then they inject the fat into your lips and face parenthesis, you know from your outer lip to the nose fold, and down, which causes god awful bruising and swelling. Totally not time to go out for a month after that one.

kdizz kdizz said:

is that really a female?

Carrie Carrie said:

is that really a human?

to me it looks like the scarecrow from the wizard of oz turned into a woman...scratch that....alien!

Anonymous said:

That is just scary!

Lilly Lilly said:

Bizarre! Its so sad that people feel a need to do that to themselves. She looks really horrible.

cosmo cosmo said:

HOLY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mgirly mgirly said:

Definitely a chemical peel.

Jodi Jodi said:

That is the worst possible picture ever. So unflattering...UGH.

Trisha Trisha said:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Katie Katie said:

The Fug girls have weighed in on the photo as well...
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/12/i-have-a-soft-s...

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Anonymous said:

she looks like she has been recently dug up ffs !!!! wat was she thinking did she forget about her hands and neck yikes!!!! too late now joany u look older than u did before. they must have used u as a trial lmao. seriously went wrong tho lol. its now u need to turn back time to look like u did b4 ur surgery pmsl.

AM AM said:

She looks ridiculous! - she looked really lovely back in Knots Landing but now ...

emmarose emmarose said:

i cannot make sense of what she had to do to herself to end up looking like that. dunk herself in a vat of boiling oil? get caught under a steamroller? i mean she looks like she landed from some other planet. that is ridiculous. how does a human end up looking like that? she's subhuman.

The Law The Law said:

Well, her eyeliner/eye makeup is an ugly brown which doesn't go with her face. Her lips look fat and unrelaxed, which must be a lip job. Her skin looks way too tightly pulled, suggesting a new facelift. And what in the world is that chemical peel she had? She needs to correct this.

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