Why is it whenever a celebrity talks about their past, it usually involves serious psychological damage? Both Victoria Beckham and Carrie Underwood have come out with statements this week about their horrid pasts. Where did these girls go to school?!

They were literally picking things up out of the puddles and throwing them at me. I just stood there, on my own. No one was with me. I didn't have any friends. People would push me around, say they were going to beat me up after school, chase me. It was miserable, my whole schooling, miserable. I tried to be friends with people, but I didn't fit in. So I kept myself to myself."

-- Victoria Beckham on her childhood schooling

"It's scary, I don't really get the warmest of receptions when I go back. I know somebody could come up and try to... hit me, hurt me, just to say they did it."

-- Carrie Underwood talking about returning to her old college