Hot New Couple Alert: Britney Spears And Larry Birkhead

Ok, maybe I am jumping the gun a bit. :) BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE?! Larry Birkhead told In Touch Magazine that he thinks Britney Spears is sexy. Well, of course he does!! Rumor has it that Larry is attempting to get hooked up with Brit. I can't even write about this anymore. I'm getting queasy.

"I think Britney is sexy," he tells In Touch. The insider says, "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes - and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days,"




COMMENTS...

Elizabeth Elizabeth said:

Someone needs to burn those boots -they are HIDEOUS! I cannot tell you how many pairs of shoes and boots I would own if I made $700K a month!

Anonymous said:

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Seriously.

Ole! Ole! said:

#2, I did, too, but I think it was the burrito I had for lunch.

capt cornhole capt cornhole said:

Her hot turd squirter has giant deep ridges like a potato chip. The kind you like to run your tongue over for hours. Leaving her with a bad case of chapped taint.

Anonymous said:

hot turd squirter? chapped taint?

What?

Moreaces Moreaces said:

Thoes boots, The Funk of 40 thousand Years

Mellie Mellie said:

He must think she still has money.

T T said:

That bitch is wearing a rosary around her neck like a necklas!!! WTF is up with that? Sorry but I find that highly offensive but then again I find HER highly stupid so no harm done!

Anonymous said:

If he is sincere, I think it would be great for Britney to be in love again. Everyone needs love! Hie is so good looking and his daughter and her sons could play together! Brit may become more domesticated. I hope it all works out for her.

noodlemonkey noodlemonkey said:

The last thing the world needs is to give Larry access to two more children to exploit.

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