Always The Prankster

"Our neighbor was so proud of his garden, so when my dog got into it, he shot its butt full of pellets. Fortunately the dog didn't die.
"But in the middle of the neighbor garden was a manicured fir tree, so one Christmas Eve, I sawed it down and put it up in our house. No Christmas tree has ever meant so much to me."


-- George Clooney



COMMENTS...

sandman sandman said:

to finish off the prank, clooney had a threesome with the neighbors wife & daughter after he hit the guy over the head with a shovel & buried him in his precious garden...what a jokester

Ashley Ashley said:

How can you actually blame him for doing that? The guy shot his dog!!

JoAnn JoAnn said:

Sorry, grammatical error......"any more"

B* B* said:

THE NEIGHBOR SHOT HIS DOG PEOPLE!!!

Get a Clue Get a Clue said:

Ha ha very funny, George... not.

rongshu rongshu said:

I dont know this guy so much. But he is really handsome in the picture.He seems to have a personal account at a millionaire&celebrity dating club "Rich cupids.com"with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there.

i like dogs i like dogs said:

...but the same way some people love thier dogs others love thier gardens, seriously. The way one person feels about thier pet that they love and care for his neighbor probably loved and cared for his garden. It was his responsibility to keep his dog SAFE ON HIS OWN PROPERTY! George Clooney is an asshole and if were that neighbor I would have cut a chunk out of his wall and displayed it where my tree was!

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