Pete Wentz Sews Ashlee Simpson's Clothes

Sometimes I find quotes from "sources" that are so outrageous that I just have to post them. This one takes the cake. Takes. The. Cake. Are you ready? Pete Wentz feels that Ashlee Simpson is wearing clothes that are too tight these days. And since Pete is an avid sewer, he's decided to let them out a bit to loosen things up. Has Star Magazine's source ever seen the skinny jeans that Pete is ALWAYS photographed in? So absurd.
"Sewing is very calming to him. Ashlee likes formfitting clothes, but Pete thought some were too tight and revealing - so he decided to take them out a bit for her."

Do tabloids pay for tips? Because I am going to start calling stuff in.

 9 Comments

Amber (not verified)Amber (not verified) said:

can we say : PSYCHO.

Rocky (not verified)Rocky (not verified) said:

Sad to say ... but Ashlee looks pretty good in this bikini.

judy (not verified)judy (not verified) said:

Dear **** Simpson,

your BF is gay.

Sincerly,

Judy

Amy (not verified)Amy (not verified) said:

That is too funny. Somebody has a sense of humor.

AnonymousAnonymous said:

pete is soo cute! he can "let my clothes out," (or let me out of my clothes!)

christine (not verified)christine (not verified) said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<a href="http://wytftkhjuy6i.com">im not telling u?</a> (not verified)im not telling u? (not verified) said:

aw, thats cute.
guys who sew are soo cool (:

Crazy Bitch (not verified)Crazy Bitch (not verified) said:

pete is so not g ay... ashley is so fugly... she dont deserve him... hes so hott he can do way better... like me??!!! lol well ya i love pete so.... you have a prob with him all kick your ass!!!

Kristy (not verified)Kristy (not verified) said:

petes not gay. i think that its very cute of him to do that. Just because he likes to sew doesnt mean anything. : )

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