Sometimes I find quotes from “sources” that are so outrageous that I just have to post them. This one takes the cake. Takes. The. Cake. Are you ready? Pete Wentz feels that Ashlee Simpson is wearing clothes that are too tight these days. And since Pete is an avid sewer, he’s decided to let them out a bit to loosen things up. Has Star Magazine’s source ever seen the skinny jeans that Pete is ALWAYS photographed in? So absurd.
“Sewing is very calming to him. Ashlee likes formfitting clothes, but Pete thought some were too tight and revealing – so he decided to take them out a bit for her.”
Do tabloids pay for tips? Because I am going to start calling stuff in.









can we say : PSYCHO.
Sad to say … but Ashlee looks pretty good in this bikini.
Dear Asshole Simpson,
your BF is gay.
Sincerly,
Judy
That is too funny. Somebody has a sense of humor.
pete is soo cute! he can "let my clothes out," (or let me out of my clothes!)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
aw, thats cute.
guys who sew are soo cool (:
pete is so not g ay… ashley is so fugly… she dont deserve him… hes so hott he can do way better… like me??!!! lol well ya i love pete so…. you have a prob with him all kick your ass!!!
petes not gay. i think that its very cute of him to do that. Just because he likes to sew doesnt mean anything. : )