George Clooney Has To Move

"I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.
"I think, "Someone's broken out of prison... ' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse.
"I said, `Are you OK?' She's like, `Yes.' I said, "If there's someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,' and she's like, "What the f**k are you talking about?'"
"So now I have to move."
-- George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.
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that was funny as hell, made my morning...
Love George - always the jokester!
OMG that is the funniest thing ever!! I LOVE George! hahaa
ha, wonder how her moving into a neighborhood affects the property values.
One thing about George, you can never tell if he is serious.
Hilarious!!
"Stonehenge" hahaha lmao!! love it!!
that was awesome
So, does he really live at the Summit??
George is funny.
I agree with you 100% sup. I wish this bastard would pack up and head for another planet.
Looks like club republican is in the house...George clooney rocks.
imagine spending millions on a house to find out your neighbors are the hillbillies.
funny.
lilli........... hun.........
+ hollywood celebrities.
George is pretty damn Hot for a white man!
love him! got to laugh at that!
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