George Clooney Has To Move

"I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.
"I think, "Someone's broken out of prison... ' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse.
"I said, `Are you OK?' She's like, `Yes.' I said, "If there's someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,' and she's like, "What the f**k are you talking about?'"
"So now I have to move."

-- George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.
ahhahahahahah

 17 Comments

Fashionguru (not verified)Fashionguru (not verified) said:

that was funny as hell, made my morning...

Mom (not verified)Mom (not verified) said:

Love George - always the jokester!

Pris (not verified)Pris (not verified) said:

OMG that is the funniest thing ever!! I LOVE George! hahaa

<a href="http://www.beautygonegreen.com">booyah</a> (not verified)booyah (not verified) said:

ha, wonder how her moving into a neighborhood affects the property values.

Amy (not verified)Amy (not verified) said:

One thing about George, you can never tell if he is serious.

SR (not verified)SR (not verified) said:

Hilarious!!

patricia (not verified)patricia (not verified) said:

"Stonehenge" hahaha lmao!! love it!!

Palm Beach Princess (not verified)Palm Beach Princess (not verified) said:

that was awesome

Kristen (not verified)Kristen (not verified) said:

So, does he really live at the Summit??

<a href="http://myspace.com/eihme">Mr. T</a> (not verified)Mr. T (not verified) said:

George is funny.

AnonymousAnonymous said:

I agree with you 100% sup. I wish this bastard would pack up and head for another planet.

Brit (not verified)Brit (not verified) said:

Looks like club republican is in the house...George clooney rocks.

sandman (not verified)sandman (not verified) said:

imagine spending millions on a house to find out your neighbors are the hillbillies.
funny.

Amber (not verified)Amber (not verified) said:

lilli........... hun.........

alyssa (not verified)alyssa (not verified) said:

+ hollywood celebrities.

Hello ma (not verified)Hello ma (not verified) said:

George is pretty damn Hot for a white man!

bugsbrat (not verified)bugsbrat (not verified) said:

love him! got to laugh at that!

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