George Clooney Has To Move

"I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.
"I think, "Someone's broken out of prison... ' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse.
"I said, `Are you OK?' She's like, `Yes.' I said, "If there's someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,' and she's like, "What the f**k are you talking about?'"
"So now I have to move."


-- George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.
ahhahahahahah



COMMENTS...

Fashionguru Fashionguru said:

that was funny as hell, made my morning...

Mom Mom said:

Love George - always the jokester!

Pris Pris said:

OMG that is the funniest thing ever!! I LOVE George! hahaa

booyah booyah said:

ha, wonder how her moving into a neighborhood affects the property values.

Amy Amy said:

One thing about George, you can never tell if he is serious.

SR SR said:

Hilarious!!

patricia patricia said:

"Stonehenge" hahaha lmao!! love it!!

Palm Beach Princess Palm Beach Princess said:

that was awesome

Kristen Kristen said:

So, does he really live at the Summit??

Mr. T Mr. T said:

George is funny.

Anonymous said:

I agree with you 100% sup. I wish this bastard would pack up and head for another planet.

Brit Brit said:

Looks like club republican is in the house...George clooney rocks.

sandman sandman said:

imagine spending millions on a house to find out your neighbors are the hillbillies.
funny.

Amber Amber said:

lilli........... hun.........

alyssa alyssa said:

+ hollywood celebrities.

Hello ma Hello ma said:

George is pretty damn Hot for a white man!

bugsbrat bugsbrat said:

love him! got to laugh at that!

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