Esquire Magazine had Jennifer Love Hewitt come up with a list of then things men don’t know about women. Here is what she came up with. Number ten is my favorite. 
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1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.
2. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.
3. We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?
4. We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.
5. Yes, we can dish it out.
6. No, we can’t take it.
7. We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.
8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
9. When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.
10. When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.
Anything she forgot?
ONTD
Ten Things You Don’t Know About Women According To Jennifer Love Hewitt
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nothing special to me
My apologies if this is a duplicate, the other one didnt show up…
"operghost" or whatever your name is…
I am entitled to my opinions just as you are! Sorry I am not pressed over a nasty liar! her list makes no sense and this is hardly what REAL woman would say on a list! ya and someone must have been lying to her such in question number # 10 bc she is somehow under the impression she is a size 2!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just MY opinion, opinions are allowed! this is America!
I agree with 7 & 10.
Did I say I was offened about her size…NO!
I am saying she is a liar!
Perhaps some people should read before they talk!
I guess you have to be a nasy pig titt to say any comments on here…..
Oh BARF!! She is way lamer than I even thought. She probably only watches vomit-inducing romance flicks and has pictures of unicorns all over her walls.
I think that Lovely just confirmed that she is Pigtits as well…
I wish people would have added their ideas, as you suggested Vera, instead of bicker with each other.
1. I like the house clean and when you help it makes me happy. When you throw something on the floor or leave a dish on the table right after I clean, yes, it does makes me angry and yes I’m probably overreacting.
2. Sometimes I am in the mood and you are not, but just how I sometimes concede to it for you, sometimes you should do the same for me.
3. I like you being at home with me, just not when you bring 3 of your loudest, most annoying friends with you.
4. I like cooking dinner for you but I like it better when you cook for me. And it’s the best when we cook together.
5. Yes, I wish that you had a job that would allow me to stay home and not work and still be able to pay the bills and go shopping.
6. No your farts are not cute, they are funny! And mine are hilarious!
7. When I don’t shave my legs it makes me self conscious when you touch them. That is why I wear the silk pajama bottoms to bed sometimes!
8. I don’t like the music you listen to. I do like the music you play.
9. When I have an “attitude†towards you I really prefer that you don’t point it out to me.
10. Even though I say I don’t like the idea of marriage, I still wish to marry you someday when I see a wishing star or those little floating white puffs or break a wish bone, or blow out my birthday candles….your get the idea.
She hit the nail right on the head…love it.
I dont think anyone has a problem with her size, who cares if she is a size 8 or whatever. She did definatley lie about her weight and that is what a lot of people are upset with if she cant even admit her own size she has problems. Let her "think" what she wants. "Twinmom" I think your comments are really cruel, this is called "Have your say" and people can say what they would like to about JLH!
pretty funny and O so true
hate this sexist comments,we are all humans no matter man or women,stop it this who is what and who´s better,i actually find her comments lacking humor,especially the one with the dog,phew just sounds stupid
Love it! Very cute
HAHHAH love it
Lets see…..NO this sucks! She is so lame and stupid and how original? Yes I am being sarcastic I know this fat slob didnt make these up herself!
Yes she forgot to tell us that she lied about being a size 2 and she is really at least a size 8 (no there is nothing wrong witha size 8 but there is something wrong with her nastyy ass LYING)
She is so stupid
FAT NASTY HYPOCRITE LIAR!!!!!!
love her, shes so hilarious
She is so nasty! Ya lets listen to a LAIR!!
she is a big sweat hog….oink oink baby!!
PIGTITTS!
3, 7 and 10 are 100% true.
"Operaghost" (nice name) anyways I am entitled to my opinions just as you are! Jenifer Love Hewitt is a liar and she is being called out on it! She is a plain Jane girl nothing special about her! Her list she wrote is utter bullshit and REAL woman wouldnt have anything on that list! Sorry I dont idolize nasty liars!