Expect A Larger Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey has an upcoming film, The Grackle where he needs to gain a few pounds for his role. He is actually excited about the opportunity to beef up and promises that we won't miss a second of the transformation.
"My character... needs to be bull strong but meaty. Watching it happen will be fun. There should be some funny stories in the tabloids because I'll still have to go out and get my belly tan."

I almost can't wait. :)

 2 Comments

sandman (not verified)sandman (not verified) said:

maybe his arms will get longer when he stops running like a homosexicle

eww... (not verified)eww... (not verified) said:

every word out of his mouth is stupider than the last. what a clown.

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