Blind Item

John Mayer posted this blind item on his blog...to Jessica Simpson?  Cameron Diaz?  Minka Kelly (or are they still together?)? 
I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such...
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)... I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Who do you think he's talking to?  How humiliating to be the girl he's writing to.  That's an awful way to deal with your issues...put them out there for millions of people to see...oh well, at least he didn't write a name, although everyone is going to have their own guess.


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Deb (not verified)Deb (not verified) said:

Why would he write all of that ("stop contacting me") and then add "If you need me, you know how to find me" at the end? Makes no sense.

tina (not verified)tina (not verified) said:

Cindy

I agree!

Kerry (not verified)Kerry (not verified) said:

Deb, you took the words right out of my mouth... Lol!! Absolutely no sense... smh! :-|

beep (not verified)beep (not verified) said:

He says:

"Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be."

I think the p.s is supposed to be ironic, or rather to show that we never totally mean what we say in relationships and breakups.

He might even be the ex lover, if you think about it.

Amanda Green (not verified)Amanda Green (not verified) said:

He is a fool to the highest degree....and a fame whore. He knew what he was doing posting this blog. It is even up on Us weekly. He loves the attention.

Jacee (not verified)Jacee (not verified) said:

Probably something someone wrote to him.

Elizabeth (not verified)Elizabeth (not verified) said:

beep you took the words right out of my mouth!

jaaz (not verified)jaaz (not verified) said:

ditto Becky! he is ironic and funny and a really smart insightful guy. and he not only has an amazing voice but is one of the most amazing guitar players of all time!

Iowa Girl (not verified)Iowa Girl (not verified) said:

oh crap...i take that back...that is a whole other blog place than the one he used to write on. IM AN IDIOT IGNORE ME

Politik (not verified)Politik (not verified) said:

What. He said RIGHT before the lyrics NOT TO READ TOO MUCH INTO IT. I love the double standard on this blog. No offence.

jaaz (not verified)jaaz (not verified) said:

For those of you that are incapable of deep thinking and know nothing abouting about satire.. this is a link to the blog and he updated it to explain what it means to all the idiots that dont get him.

http://blog.honeyee.com/john/

AnonymousAnonymous said:

he just wants attention,

he knows people read his blogs and give a crap.

enough said

Dustin Hamilton (not verified)Dustin Hamilton (not verified) said:

He would *know* people would suggest it was about Jessica.... surprizes me he would do that to her considering he just took up for her with the whole Tony Romo situation.

laney (not verified)laney (not verified) said:

new song?

autocat (not verified)autocat (not verified) said:

# 5 i agree with you! thats very john mayer like

straightup (not verified)straightup (not verified) said:

what a totall ass. how old is he? it sounds like middle school bullshit. what a man

......... (not verified)......... (not verified) said:

He has not got anything going for him but good hair - this is the only way he can draw some attention to his boring self.

M (not verified)M (not verified) said:

People are getting way too upset over this.
So sad.
People think that he is so stupid, untalented, and an attention whore but read the blog.

Wow.

<a href="http://www.nba.com">Natedogg02448</a> (not verified)Natedogg02448 (not verified) said:

Wow...he has 2 foot fungus products in his hand. His feet must smell horrible LMAO!!

<a href="http://?">Kaylin</a> (not verified)Kaylin (not verified) said:

Where does he say "stop contacting me?"

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