“I saw that Dudley Moore film and it was great. Afterwards, I got a telescope installed in my kitchen so I can spy on people. I look out over the Hollywood Hills into my neighbours’ gardens. It’s an amazing view. It isn’t powerful enough to see into their homes – so you can’t see them in the shower – but you can see into their gardens. It’s great fun. I just like to keep an eye on what is happening.”
– Simon Cowell
Bauer Griffin









I bet his neighbors are just real happy to hear this. Hey Simon, mind your own business.
Live there FAGGOTS next door?
That is just creepy…
sexy?