Colin Farrell Loves To Sweat In Silence

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Just picture it. Colin Farrell with honey all over his body in a steam room with me a bunch of Russian men. They should allow us to pay to see that. You know, like those places around 42nd street where you need a lot of quarters. They would make millions!!

"There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men. There's something ancient about it: in a world of easy pleasure, sitting around a couple of hot rocks in an open oven and sweating in silence is f**king beautiful. And if you stay in there long enough, you begin to feel everything fade away."

I start to get panic attacks if I stay in a steam room too long. I can't breath and I am always worried that someone is going to lock me in with a broomstick (you know, because there are always murders and broomsticks around at a spa).



COMMENTS...

gisela gisela said:

LOL...Vera you are funny...yeah there are broomsticks and murders at spas...LOL. I would love to be in that steam room too with Colin, help him with that honey.

MCW MCW said:

Colin would be one of those guys who is overrated.. he is so ugly!

gerard Vandenberg gerard Vandenberg said:

You know when your person is quiet?
When you will hang yourself.
BET?

veryvera veryvera said:

I actually went to a peep show with a bunch of my friends a few years ago. So I know that a few are still around

:)
Enjoy!!

tacozealot tacozealot said:

Yay for the wannabees!

telsmkon telsmkon said:

COLIN IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR AND A SWEETHEART.

IT SOUNDS TEMPTING , IN A STEAM ROOM WITH HONEY ALL OVER MY BODY, I WOULD LOVE TO TRY THAT.

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN, IN BRUGES, IT IS AWESOME AND COLIN IS MAGNIFICENT , GO SEE IT YOU WOULD LOVE IT.

leli leli said:

colin is a hottie......................................................................................

lucky girl who gets to be with him.

teriann teriann said:

i meant you are a liar.

teriann teriann said:

to : MISS M

yea right! like any body would believe you or any body would give damn, jealousy is written all over you, get over yourself and go to your fansite if you really feel that way you’re a liar.

colin is a great actor, a wonderful dad, a humanitrian , such a nice guy, he is so natural, he doesn’t pretend , he is what he is, what you see is what’s you get, he is a very kind and sensitive in nature,
he’s so hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt and so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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