Blind Item
 
Whenever Ted Casablanca has some time, he always write up these long winded blind items. And you’d think with pages and pages to read, I would be able to figure it out. But alas, I am lost yet again. See below and tell me who you think he is talking about. Oh and it isn’t Renee Zellweger, Tilda Swinton, or Catherine Zeta Jones. But they are all Oscar winner’s for supporting actresses. Is that a clue?
Browhilda Frown-Free has just about everything a once desperately ambitious, unknown actress could desire: fame, wealth, notorious love, Academy Award notice, great bone structure, fab hair, free cosmetic procedures for the taking—everything but the freedom to love the one she’s (really) with. Don’t worry though, babes, Brow’s been down this fake-amour alley before. She’s a friggin’ pro at navigating the affectionless twists and turns of the overly photographed.
Howev, BFF’s latest man experience—heady as it all may be—has become slightly more than Browhilda’s used to, what with her past liaisons of coolly arranged get-togethers. You know the age-old ersatz Hollywood plan: A couple goes out for a red carpet whatever; then they go in for separate, much more private dalliances with their same-sex partners. Brow’s had this setup with almost every man she’s hooked up with before.
But Ms. F.F.’s latest dude—who’s more than happy to bed every slobbering femme he can find—has turned out to be far messier than Brow-babe would prefer. Not only does he womanize with indiscretion, he’s stupidly starting to make a loud and rather visible stink about Brow’s increased devotion to her current g-f. How does that Shakespearean saying go? Oh what a tangled guy web we weave, when at first we hetero deceive? Watch out, Brow, we be onto ya!
ONTD
OK - so who is dating someone who is a playboy? And might potentially be gay? Here are the last few supporting actress winners:
- Jennifer Hudson
- Rachel Weisz
- Cate Blanchett
- Jennifer Connelley
- Marcia Gay Harden
- Angelina Jolie
- Judi Dench
- Kim Basinger
It can’t be any of those…can it?
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The general consensus seems to be Nicole Kidman and her husband.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amBaby, maybe Nicole Kidman? Just a thought…Happy Easter! Love the site!
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amWhat about Tilda Swinton?? Tilda sounds like browhilda. Ive heard in the past she has an open relationship.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amat first i thought it was nicole kidman b/c of the frown free description, but then i thought otherwise. it has to be someone who has had a lot of botox.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 ammy first thought was nicole kidman too
I have always thought that Tom has something over her, something that she doesnt want to get out. Maybe this is it.
She has said in interviews that her kids are Scientologists and she isnt happy about it and that they are in LA, it doesnt seem like she sees them much.
or renee zelwegger.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amwho knows
Happy easter
PENELOPE CRUZ!!!!!!!
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amWhat about Brooke Shields? Lots of brows & botox! Not sure about an Oscar though…just a thought
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amReese is a good guess.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amPenelope Cruz
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amMy best guess is Nicole Kidman!
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amI think its Jessica Biel. She had her moment with the Oscar - nominated movie The illusionist. Slapping that journalists butt that year on the red carpet. She just seems so butch to me. She is ofcourse dating Timberlake who is known for cheating on his girlfriends.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 am100% Nicole Kidman
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amcould it be Keira Knightly?
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amAcademy notice, fab hair- not kidman
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amMira Sorvino??
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amWhen you say BotoX I think Nicole.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amI was thinking Nicole Kidman too. Although I cannot really see her with another woman, she was in the film Eyes Wide Shut which I would never have pictured her in either. Maybe she likes a threesome or maybe a little womans touch every now and again, who knows. But people would always comment on her gorgeous strawberry blonde hair and the curls. Every awards red carpet in the last 10 years always commented on her hair. I could see Keith Urban being with a lot of women, I think a few of them have come forward, not that they should be trusted, but you never know!
Plus, on other blogs everybody talks about how her face is plastic and she does a lot of botox.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amNot only does he womanize with indiscretion, he’s stupidly starting to make a loud and rather visible stink about Brow’s increased devotion to her current g-f
which guy fit that descprition? I cant think of any myself, but I definitly dont see it being nicole kidman.
my thought was maybe kate hudson: super smiley, great bone structure, great hair, fame, wealth, notorious love, oscar nom. for supporting actress (almost famous) but has any guy shes been with made a stink about any of her girl friends?
im stumped
on a side note i agree with brokenugly. this is a great site and unlike others its fun and not mean and nasty. its the only gosspip website i let my little cousin see (shes adddicted to the gossip rags i still get cos the subscriptions havnt run out yet) ..the web is way better tho, free and up to date dailey
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amNot Penelope, not one for having a lot of plasitc surgery and her boyfriends have all been faithfull and they have lived together (Matthew and Tom).
Not Reese, again the plastic surgery, the husband, Jake G is not a womanizer.
Not Tilda Swinton, every one knows about her live in boy toy and her stay at home husband. She also does not have great bone stucture or great hair.
Not Nicole Kidman, she used to have great hair, but not anymore.
Not Catherine Zeta, long term relationship. Very natural looking plastic surgery (if any, I think she depends more on makeup than surgery).
This girl sounds like she is supposed to be beautiful and she has to be old enough to have a well known and respected career and surgery. Must be dating a womanizer with a loud mouth. Maybe Rene.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amMadonna
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amDefinitely Penelope Cruz. She does cosmetic and hair commercials, and was pretty unknown before the Tom Cruise fixup.
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 ami think that its jennifer connelly.. BROWhilda? she has distinguished eyebrows!
November 30th, 1999 @ 12:00 amI thought Nicole too, but then maybe Selma?? Then i read Ms. F F… What could that mean?
May 1st, 2008 @ 12:00 amThis is Nicole Kidman. The blind item does not give the marital status of this supporting Oscar winner. This IS her latest guy, and, as we all know, her last husband is questionable, if not just a tad light in his "out of this world" slippers.
May 1st, 2008 @ 12:00 amwhat about Halle Berry???????
May 1st, 2008 @ 12:00 amnicole kidman.
May 1st, 2008 @ 12:00 am