Jessica Simpon - The Pregnant Drunk

OH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even STAND this story! Star Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson was not just hospitalized for a kidney infection as previously reported. It was a kidney, bladder and urinary tract infection all stemming from her binge drinking sessions with boyfriend Tony Romo. hahahahahahahahahahahha
Ashlee Simpson's big sis was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. on March 28 and remained there for four days. Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a "kidney infection," but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica's health problems were "brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol," says the source. "She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection."
Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! "She was a nervous wreck," says the insider. "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling."

How is this legal? She should sue for this story. It's just too much. The magazine is also claiming that Tony and his friends are a bad influence.
"She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she's very conscientious about the calories," says a source. "But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can't hold as much as they can."

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 7 Comments

liz (not verified)liz (not verified) said:

Are people normally hospitalized for 4 days for kidney infections? When celebs are rushed to the hospital I always assume overdose.

jaaz (not verified)jaaz (not verified) said:

I am rolling my eyes at this story!
I never heard of anyone getting an infection from drinking too much... however, I have heard of of a UT and bladder infection caused by lots of new relationship sex! that sounds more likely in this case.
Also, in most cases a kidney infection is just a bladder infection that has spread.

Gill (not verified)Gill (not verified) said:

unless she was septic, there was no need for a four day hospitalization for a kidney infection. the whole premise is ludicrous.
the alcohol binge is far more likely--- if theyve pumped your gut, you stay for at least three days.

maria (not verified)maria (not verified) said:

Lots of alcohol drinking causes dehydration and can lead to a UTI that progressed into a kidney infection in her case. Pyelonephritis will cause a lot of pain, fever, nausea, vomiting.

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/eihme">Mr. T</a> (not verified)Mr. T (not verified) said:

Probably the most character building experience Chimpson has experienced in her whole plastic life.

CapturingLife (not verified)CapturingLife (not verified) said:

You hear lots of stories about her being wasted at the clubs..she just hides it better than Brit or Lindsay.

Anastasia Beaverhausen (not verified)Anastasia Beaverhausen (not verified) said:

Oh, btw, Molly, I was *just joking*. :-) I was just being silly, making a funny, joshing...

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