Sarah Larson Talks About Life With George Clooney

She has never met a camera she hasn't loved -- more than she could love any man or any woman. She is in the category of Ashley Dupre and wants to be part of the category of Heather Mills as golddigger. Pictures don't lie -- they are all over the web. Some photos w/panties on, some photos no panties. Humping a man in a bar. "Entertaining" her business "clients". Whitewashing doesn't work. We're not that stupid.

Go away ho!

hasn't this nasty bag vanished yet? are her pimps still pulling down a little cash for borrowing her out? has the angry asian blogged about her yet? is the studio p.o.ed that his movie bombed because of her? is he sickened by waking up and seeing a hussy lying next to him? does he miss his pig? aren't all the stupid ****ing news shows like Extra and People magazine tired of reporting on a hooker? are his parents tired of hearing him get battered up by the general public for renting a "girlfriend"? is he dying and his last wish is to turn an ugly lesbian straight? is he gonna buy her a new rack: as in a new rack of teeth? are her vagina lip **** pictures still going to be all over the internet when she turns 72? is he glad to be dating someone that at least 1/5 of the earth's population has turned their heads and puked from looking at her labia? is he happy to share her labia with the rest of the world? is he proud that her vagina IS now everyone's business? is he happy having sloppy seconds, thirds, tenths, twentieths, and maybe even hundredths from her? does he feel less intimidated hanging out with gutter trash? are his friends embarrassed to be seen with her? is cindy crawford tired of smiling fakely about her? was renee zellweger beside herself that he brought an escort to the premiere? was tilda indirectly giving him the bird, telling him he may have the nipples and the escorts, but at least she had the oscar? does his car have the stench of fish and the seats need to be reupholstered? did rande gerber ever screw her too? is he angry with himself that he can't admit that maybe he makes some bad choices in life? is he drinking more again because he can't man up and deal with life? does he drink because of real pressure like poverty, disease, infidelity, losing his job, family who doesn't love him, homelessness, hopelessness, lack of spirituality, indifference, racism, sexism, discrimination, social upheaval, lack of government, rape, war, deep dark secrets? Or are his pressures perceived like media pressure, insecurity, lack of confidence, arrogance, self-righteousness, indignation, not feeling good enough, smart enough, tall enough, rich enough, sexy enough, popular enough, young enough, confident enough, accomplished enough, wise enough, worldly enough, desired enough, funny enough, photographed enough, sexed enough, happy enough, driven enough, curious enough, experienced enough, thin enough, loved enough? Why is it never enough with this man? Why has he got to put on a show and a song and little dance to prove something to the rest of the world? Why does he try so hard to do so damn little? Why is it never enough that he has to decorate himself with a paid trollop to come of as good enough? Does he really believe that he is not enough?

How on earth can a guy who has so much in his ****ing life act so freakin' vapid and empty?

One reason: He doesn't feel deserved of love.

How empty.