To be honest, I kinda don't care. It's easy for celebrities to get married -- they can easily afford the cost of a dream wedding. And, I mean, wheee. Mariah wore something skanky, white and hideous; the groom wore something white and tacky and satin, probably, and we'll get, like, two actual staged photos of the two of them together. At their fakeass wedding.

And isn't this the SAME DUDE (and who the hell IS Nick Cannon, anyway?!) who proposed to some other chick after dating her for, like, two months? Good decision maker, that one.

Whatever happened to simply being in love and remaining in a comfortable relationship? Why the bigass hurry to make some grand statement?

Oh, yes. Publicity!

I think she is just getting old and is in her midlife crisis and is looking for some young booty. And attention. I hope this is all for publicity and not for reals. Mariah WUZ my favorite singer but now Im switching to Gwen stephani.