More Details From Ashlee Simpson's Wedding

More details are coming out about Ashlee Simpson's wedding to Pete Wentz. A missing earring, a heartfelt speech from big sis, and a reception favor that would make my daughter smile. Let's get started:
* While Jessica Simpson gave her maid of honor speech she got very choked up. Nothing was pre-written so it was from the heart and very raw. During the speech, Jessica said that Ashlee's relationship "has inspired me to love again".
** Jessica didn't look like herself the entire night though.
"Jessica did not look happy the entire night. She just wasn't her
bubbly self. She was very subdued and she and Tony barely interacted
the entire night, except for some dancing at the end."You could tell she was really happy for her sister, but that maybe
she was a little bit sad that things aren't working out as well for
her."
** After the cake and some dancing, Ashlee slipped into a "sexy black party dress". I never understood why people choose to get out of their wedding dress earlier than they have to. I practically slept in mine!
** Guests were required to check in their phones and cameras. Everyone understood.
** One of Ashlee's diamond earrings went missing and Pete jumped on stage to announce it.
"Pete got on the mic and told everyone to look for the earrings," the
guest says. "He said they cost more than the entire wedding!" Within a
few minutes, a guest found the missing baubles.
Last but not least... the parting gift was a red box containing a cookie inscribed "Eat Me" playing off of their Alice in Wonderland theme.
Thanks Jessica!













It sounds like she's desperate to be Gwen Stefani.
One of her recent music vids was just laughably similar to Gwen, and now this "What 'you Waiting For" wedding comes along. She really should know better than to put herself in a position to be ridiculed.
I know Alice in Wonderland is well-known and loved, but Gwen defo beat her to that quirky emo spin on it.
Who cares. Both of them suck as "artists". If they have a kid, it'll be a freakish looking emo mime (doesn't use it's own voice).
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I don't think Gwen -- while a totally hot trend-setter -- has the market on Alice-themed weddings! I think it's a fun idea that most girls could totally get into!
Ashlee's relationship has "inspired me to love again." That's right, Jessica, make it all about you. Gag me.
And didn't one of them have an Alice themed b-day party on Newlyweds? A Mad Hatte theme or something? I say theme your party however you want, even if someone else has already done it.
EVERYTHING out there as already been done.
I'm not disputing that Alice in Wonderland is open to all, but with all the comparisons with her new "music" to Gwen, you'd think she'd stay well clear!
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There Jessica goes flapping her gums again about her love life. Who would say something like that at their sister's wedding. With that speach Tony was probably running for the nearest exit. No wonder she is scaring the guy off. She needs to keep her lips zipped!!!!!!!!!!
PS: If her and Nick got back together, it would probably do wonders for both of their careers.
i read on celebritybabyblog that she announced her pregnancy at reception...????
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I really call B.S. on the Jessica stuff. I don't believe it at all. I don't care for her much but I wish she'd find someone a whole lot hotter than Tony R. I think her & Nick should go to lunch to set the media off in a frenzy. LOL If I was a celeb, I'd do random stuff like that all the time just to keep them guessing. :)
While neither of these girls are my favorite people, I think their critics are really harsh. Ashlee & Pete have been together a few years. Let them be happy. It doesn't HAVE to be all about the drama!
Jessica can't help but feel regret about her own relationship struggles. Such is life!
Geez...these two sacks of crap again?
Please, God, hear my prayer:
Do not let these two ugly, talentless, moronic buttheads reproduce. Please, anything but that.
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