Kate Beckinsale Doesn't Cook Because She's Too Good In The Bedroom

Kate Beckinsale Doesn't Cook Because She's Too Good In The Bedroom

Now there is an excuse for not cooking that I need to try. :) Kate Beckinsale says she's no good in the kitchen because she's too good at sex!

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I
always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order
the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

She cracks me up!!! I know we've had a lot of Kate quotes today, but some of the things she says are too good NOT to post! What's your best excuse for not pulling together a good meal?



COMMENTS...

Passerby Passerby said:

I can do both...Kate is funny though.

GladItsNight.com GladItsNight.com said:

why is her daughter wearing those lacey tights? (GladItsNight.com)

<a href="/user/84" title="View user profile.">tbtrfli</a>
3330 points
tbtrfli said:

There's like 3 inches of lace on her calf? LOL...

Passerby Passerby said:

Forgot to defrost the roast.

<a href="/user/84" title="View user profile.">tbtrfli</a>
3330 points
tbtrfli said:

Sooo funny! She is just gorgeous.

<a href="/user/1467" title="View user profile.">ashleyyy</a>
300 points
ashleyyy said:

Im gunna use that excuse on my boyfriend hah!

Passerby Passerby said:

What is this the 1950's?! Why would you have to have an excuse for not cooking? My husband and I both cook and share clean up duties.

Passerby Passerby said:

sorry to say it vera but this photo was posted over a week ago on other sites:(

Passerby Passerby said:

I don't know why but this guy gives me the creeps what is he looking at?
If you google all the pictures of Kate her husband and her daughter you will know what I'm talking about! everytime he's looking at her!

WEIRDO!!!!

Passerby Passerby said:

I assume he's looking at his wife, right?

<a href="/user/612" title="View user profile.">Mama Mo</a>
300 points
Mama Mo said:

*ahem*...God must have blessed me because I think I'm pretty DAMN good in BOTH depts!!!

hahah I LOVE HER!

XoXo
<3 Mama Mo

<a href="/user/325" title="View user profile.">lis</a>
12915 points
lis said:

hahahahhaha

I adore Kate. :)

<a href="/user/87" title="View user profile.">Amy</a>
22235 points
Amy said:

I have a headache, it works for both cooking and sex. Just kidding geeeeeesh!!!!!!! My excuse for not cooking is because I don't want to.

karla karla said:

hahah,so how come i am great in bed and great cook then??!!!!how lame comment of hers,she cracks me up but with being totally silly,don't mistake that with humor,please:)

<a href="/user/311" title="View user profile.">Ellie</a>
35580 points
Ellie said:

One word - moron.

Passerby Passerby said:

what about for her daughter? she doesnt cook cuz she's good in bed? im more than positive she doesnt have sex with her daughter so what her excuse for not cooking for her kid? i hope she has a chef cuz eating out and ordering in is not good or healthy for a little girl.

RobinOok RobinOok said:

Real women don't need an excuse.

Passerby Passerby said:

According to Kate, real women don't need to cook!

Immortal
300 points
Immortal said:

Oh no, I'm a great cook! What does this say about me? ha ha

Honestly though, she doesn't cook because she's rich and doesn't need to.

Joelle Joelle said:

They're not mutually exclusive. Besides, she better be careful. You know what they say about a way to a man's heart.

skeptical at best skeptical at best said:

my excuse? i don't f****** feel like it!

Ashley Ashley said:

The fact atht she talks so much about how good she is in the sack makes me think maybe she's not so good. I mean seriously no other actress I can think of, constantly tells, in all of her interviews, how good she is at sex, how her va-jay-jay is like heaven, etc. GET OVER YOURSELF.

On Topic - I was always taught that you had to be good at both. Men want a woman that's good in the sack but also want one that can make them a steak afterwards. That's the real way to a man's heart. Besides I don't think you need to be able to cook like a pro, learn a good meal or two.

<a href="/user/56" title="View user profile.">lizzy</a>
11190 points
lizzy said:

so funny......sometimes at work after we order chinese food..we each read our fortune and end each reading with "IN BED".......lol

<a href="/user/278" title="View user profile.">Miss_M</a>
300 points
Miss_M said:

A lady in public, a whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen.... apparently that's how you keep your man.

While I think that is to an extend true I find it very shallow that Kate Beckinsale needs to tell the public that she can't cook but is a fox in bed. Who wants to know that? I also pity her that she can't cook. I love cooking and it's so rewarding being able to bring a delicious meal onto the table. Especially when you cook for your friends.
I'm not going to say if I'm good or bad in bed because a) that's nobody's business and b) it always takes two!

Passerby Passerby said:

yeeah, i bet she's actually no good in the sack - she doesn't stop going on about it!! has something to hide for sure xxx

Passerby Passerby said:

true..i'm sick of hearing her sex remarks, its not the first time. It doesn't take a scientist to satisfy a man, thats why some of the dummest specimens become prostitutes, because they don't know anything else

snot snot said:

why are governments using mind cotnrol on its population???
why are governments using mind control there is alot of mind cotnrol techniques that governments are using and its on the internet ??
the stars need the american governments brainwashing them for a good rating>?

kelley kelley said:

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! GIVE KATE A BREAK.....!!!!!!!!
SO SHE MADE A SLY REMARK BUT DON'T WE ALL?
SHE'S A GREAT ACTRESS AND MOTHER AND WIFE!
AND BEAUTIFUL TO BOOT..........
SHE'S GORGEOUS!!!!!!
ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!!!
http:groups.yahoo.com/group/KATEBECKINSALESHRINE
THE BIGGEST KATE SITE ON THE NET........

Ben Ben said:

I agree with Kate's priorities. My wife can do neither food nor sex. Food's fine because I can cook pretty well for the both of us. As for sex ... like Miss_M said, it takes two.

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